Chris Hemsworth is the god of thunder and shirtless scenes, single-handedly boosting the global hammer industry.

About Chris

Born: 11 August 1983
Melbourne, Victoria, Australia

Chris Hemsworth is the god of thunder and shirtless scenes, single-handedly boosting the global hammer industry. As Thor, he's saved the universe countless times and looked annoyingly perfect while doing it. Off-screen, Chris juggles action hero duties with dad duties, probably telling his kids bedtime stories about that one time he defeated a fire demon before breakfast. He's Australia's most famous export, right after kangaroos and Crocodile Dundee. With those Asgardian muscles and that charming Aussie accent, he could probably convince you to eat Vegemite straight from the jar. (*Disclaimer: Please do not under any circumstances try eating Vegemite straight from the jar.)

Skills.
Action Ability
100%

Can swing a hammer like a Viking on steroids while cracking a joke mid-battle.

Comedic Ability
95%

His timing is as sharp as his abs, and he somehow makes even a god seem relatable.

Relatability
40%

As relatable as a 6'3" Nordic god with perfect hair and a billion-dollar franchise can be.

Wholesomeness
85%

He's a super-dad superhero, but likely still steals fries from his kids' plates.

Accent Charm
100%

Could read the phone book and you'd still be captivated.

Looks
100%

Thor was cast for his "god-like" appearance, and we all know why.

Sibling Shadow
45%

Casts a shadow of his own so big, NASA could use it to block out the sun.

Romantic Drama
75%

Happily married and drama-free—turns out even the God of Thunder can't generate relationship storms.

Hair Flow
100%

His hair defies gravity and logic, whether he’s mid-battle or just grabbing coffee.

Ability to Make You Feel Unfit
100%

Just looking at him will make you question every single life decision involving carbs.